March 2017 Films Ranked

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21. Fist Fight

I hated this film

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20. CHiPs

Avoid at all costs

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19. The Time Of Their Lives

The Time Of Their Lives feels like a children’s film dressed up in a pensioners night gown

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18. Smurfs: The Lost Village

Ultimately, The Lost Village is a drastically predictable story with little to no twists making the plot nothing more than a linear bore

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17. Certain Women

The emptiness is put across tremendously, but that doesn’t make it anymore interesting

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16. Ghost In The Shell

An artist could have the best painting skills and brush strokes but that means nothing if they only paint pictures of blank walls

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15. Trespass Against Us 

All too often do films have a base of something interesting, but aren’t able to bring it to screen in the right manner

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14. Viceroy’s House

The facts are very true to life and it manages to explain a complex situation fairly easily, even if it does appear twee

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13. The Love Witch

It will be over analysed and hated but there is something within the core of the film that makes The Love Witch fascinatingly different

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12. Aquarius

Anyone without an intricate knowledge of Brazilian politics will struggle to understand the full extent of the filmmakers plans

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11. Beauty And The Beast

It largely resembles the Beast throwing up in your face for two hours

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10. Logan

It’s overly violent and as a drama it doesn’t quite hit the mark

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9. Power Rangers

Punching, cheesy relationships, stupid jokes and Elizabeth Banks dressed as a green gold-hoarding hag

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8. The Salesman

The Salesman portrays revenge in it’s most vulnerable of forms

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7. Kong: Skull Island

There is a clear message set out from the start that director Jordan Vogt-Roberts wants an intense action film packed from the first minute to the last, with every nook filled with all out action and pure adventure

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6. A Silent Voice

It’s funny and charming despite its extensive length and it does give value for the invested time

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5. Elle

Elle is completely about pushing boundaries and taking it for granted that no one will question some of it’s more alienating themes

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4. Life

It is unbeatably tense and the sense of fear this uncertainty manages to evoke is terrifying on its own

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3. The Lost City Of Z

It escapes from languishing in its own convoluted plot line

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2. Get Out

Jordan Peele has captured 2017 America in a glass full of terror

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1. Free Fire

Free Fire isn’t just there to fill its jokes and guns quota