This is a film hyped up on stupid tangents of endless and bizarre surrealism Being the fifth installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, there was never going to be many surprises. This is a film already wholeheartedly set in … Continue reading Pirates Of The Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge
It’s as empty as the space it’s set in Spark (Jace Norman) follows the titular character as he lives on an abandoned shard of his former planet. Helped by his protectors Chunk (Rob deLeeuw) and Vix (Jessica Biel), he tries everything to … Continue reading Spark
Colossal is a perfect example of poor production of a brilliant idea Colossal is a misshapen picture of strange proportions. There was an obvious, clear path that the film really should have taken, and by not doing so, it set … Continue reading Colossal
Endless toilet and bum humour does get a little tiring Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul tracks the Heffley family as they embark on a four day road trip to their Gran’s birthday party. When Greg Heffley hears … Continue reading Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul
It passes the time, but come 2 years and no one will remember it one bit Snatched is a very silly comedy with a unique but weak plot line and a predictive narrative that for some reason manages to make … Continue reading Snatched
There is no epiphany and no joy to be had from this contrived film of an annoyingly bleak outlook King Arthur is an abhorrent use of cutting edge technological film making. It genuinely feels like an extended trailer for itself, … Continue reading King Arthur: Legend Of The Sword
It takes the audience on an increasily turbulent rollercoaster that is in no way a cliche. Take two pencils. Put them both inside an elastic band and begin to turn them. When going in different directions, they twist round the … Continue reading Miss Sloane
